Miss Mayberry Pie, The Milian & Noodles!

golden child...whatever

really dumpy?! really dude?! really?!

things got quite in our house, real quite.

i ran to find him and this is what i found...

max eating desitin butt cream and spreading the whole tube on our couch.

the spot on the left was about a half inch thick. pictures do not show how bad it was.

i was too mad to really take any more. but had to get something.

after a phone call to matt and amy, a google search and an hour and 45 minutes of scrubbing i got

it all out. not a mark on the couch. you would never know. never.

i forgave dumpy because he is my son and its just a couch. but ugh...i was not happy.

fyi : baking soda, dish soap and water. scrub for almost 2 hours and your couch is clean!