Miss Mayberry Pie, The Milian & Noodles!

  On Mommas watch.

All I had to do was use the potty.

 2 seconds, use it, be done and back to my job of babysitting being the best Mommy I can be!

Just as I shut the door, May came running in.

"Mommy, Mommy...Max is on the table!"

"Like the table table?!"

"Yes!"

Then you heard it..the sound of a almost 30 something pound of potatoes falling off a table and hitting a 200 and some odd pound dog (broke fall a little) and then wood floor.

 Wait for it...wait...yep there it is...the horrible scream of "Yes, come get me...I just fell off the table onto my mellon."

I felt horrible. HORRIBLE. Still do.

But in my defense-I was gone 2 seconds and I'm pregnant and had to use the potty!

Max did end up with a shiner on his right eye. It was not bad at all, but yes it was there.

It turned into a darker, deeper purple over a few days, but then was gone by Tuesday.

It didn't help that when I called Matt to tell him what happened, his first response to me was,

"That's why I don't leave him for even 1 second."

I didn't get fired though...I'm still babysitting and he is still in his cubicle M-F!! :)

Remember...Mommy does love you Max!